I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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