I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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