The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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