It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I wish i was in the wii world.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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