Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize
