Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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