1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
My liver just had a heart attack.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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