Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
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Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
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I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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