Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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