He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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