Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
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