Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
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i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
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I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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