I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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