Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
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at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
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I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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