Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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