stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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