So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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