Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
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Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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