we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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