i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
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with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
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Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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