She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
you would pick up someone in the library
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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