Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
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