he shaved USA in his pubs
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
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Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
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Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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