yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
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No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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