when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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