Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.