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• (813): View more from Florida

  I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  giving yourself 2 days to recover i see

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  I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...

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• (347): View more from New York

  asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.

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• (619): View more from California

  Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...

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• (661): View more from California

  Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions

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