I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
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We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.