is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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