i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Randomize
