i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
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During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
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I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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