Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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