I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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