im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I forgot how hot balto sounded
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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