Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
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Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
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I learned so much about myself in that shower.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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