we have officially lost it.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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