the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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