Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
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what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
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How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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