She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
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As shirtless as possible
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
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As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Randomize