They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
My liver just had a heart attack.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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