butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
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i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
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The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
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