You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
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He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
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And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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