i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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