Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
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every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
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I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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