I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
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Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
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We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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