I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
There r osticjed everywhere
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Randomize
