let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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