Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
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Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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