The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
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apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
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His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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