My underwear smells like fireworks.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
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and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
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I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
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