just tell him i said nine months
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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