i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
i want to swaddle you in tequila
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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