It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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