How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
