You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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