i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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