Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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